OMG! You speak Twitter?!

Please leave your own entries for the Twitionary as a comment. I'll be sure to add them.

Benetwit - When Tweeps get to getter and twit for charity like the Dutch did for OLPC (articel is in dutch)

Internet slang for grown-ups, the Twitionary:

Twachos - Men who brag about.. you know.. practically anything on Twitter.

Twaiting - Twittering while waiting (for something interesting to happen so you truely have something to twitter about).

Twaffic - Twitter traffic or twittering while in traffic. Be sure not to cause Twitcidents.

Twat - An unfrequent tweeting twitterer who is just on twitter to try and conquer the Geek factor, aka a wannabe.

Tweeder- Someone who sends RSS Feeds directly into Twitter without further info, could also be considered a Tweeterbox.

Tweekend - Spending your entire weekend reading and posting Tweets, which (again) probably means you should find something to do so you actually have something to twitter about.

Tweepish - Feeling sheepish or regretful about something you tweeted, happened to me quite a few times after Twitterborrels...

Tweeps - Twitterers that follow each other, just hanging with your tweeps.

Tweet(ing) - Posting on Twitter.

Tweetaholism - Twitter as an addiction that is difficult to control, we all know we have a problem, we are all tweetaholics...

Tweet-back - Feedback on a current tweet or tweetversation.

Tweet-dropping - Eavesdropping on tweeps a.ka. lurking.

Tweeterboxes - Twitterers who tweet too much, like spammers or Twitterers who are over-enthusiatic about their pointless actions or boring day.

Tweetheart - Your special Twitter sweetheart, don't forget to use that on Valentinesday!

TweetIn - Twitterers get together at an agreed time to twitter. This happens a lot in my Twitospehere when Pauw & Witteman is on tv.

Tweetreader- A piece of software that can be used to follow the tweets of your Tweeps.

Tweets - Posts on Twitter by Twitterers.

TweetUp - When Twitterers meet in person. Like on Twitterborrels.

Tweriffic - Pretty obvious...

Twiccups - When Twitter is having hiccups.

Twitch - Getting the urge to tweet. Also one of the first symptoms of Tweetaholism.

Twit and Run - Quick update and checking of tweets before you get back to what you were supposed to do.

Twitcidents - Twitter related incidents or accidents. Happens a lot to Dutch Twitterers who tweet while on their bikes, in twaffic. See you'll get the hang of it!

Twicket- Traffic fine due to twittering while driving (twaffic, very good!).

Twitetiquette - How to behave on twitter, which I must say differs per culture. I do prefer the word Twittiquette however.

Twitfession - A confession made on Twitter.

Twitfessional - A professional Twitterer like @erwblo, when this article was written he was up to 12,619 tweets.

Twithead- Somebody who is full of twit..

Twitionary - This list. In Dutch: Twoordenboek

Twitlight Zone - Tweets that are written & sent but never appear, in any timeline, what so ever.

Twitmocracy- When you adopt your behaviour and tweets to your tweeps.

Twitnick- A picnic-like gathering in a parc, on a beach, where ever, aas long as it includes your tweeps.

Twitnit- Having an opinion about Twitter without having at least 3 months experience

Twitosphere - Community of Twitterers.

Twitsale - Sale made through Twitter. Or purchase made because of advice you got on Twitter.

Twitset - Couple who met through Twitter.

Twitreporter- Tweets by twitterazi who are attending an event, watching a concert or sportcontest, live or on tv. Or on a twitter backchannel, tweetchannel.

Twitphoria - The elation you feel when a friend adds you back, whoohoo Twitworking can begin!
Twitspotting - Spotting one of your tweeps in the real world and tweeting about it.

Twittable - When something is worth mentioning on twitter, it's twittable.

Twittastic - Fantastic, wonderful, superb tweets.

Twitterazi - Dutch petname for Twitterers in my Twitosphere.

Twitterborrel - Dutch TweetUp, usually involves alcohol.

Twittercal mass - A community that has achieved a critical mass of twitterers.

Twittereject- 1. Rejecting followers 2. A rejected follower.

Twitterer - A user of Twitter.

Twitterference - 1. When Twittering interferes with your work or familytime. 2. When somebody disturbs you while you tweet.

Twittering - To send a Twitter message.

Twitterish - 1. Erractic behavior with short outbursts, happens to a lot of Tweetaholics. 2. When tweets sound like gibberish to you. Could happen when you follow a Dutch Person or somebody who's twittering from a Twitterborrel.

Twitterfly - Being a social butterfly on Twitter.

Twitteritas - Women who play with their Tweeps.

Twitterject - Interject your tweet into an existing conversation in the real world.

Twitterlooing - Twittering from a bathroom, F.Y.I. I feel it's very inappropriate.

Twitterloop - To be caught up with friend tweets and up on the conversation.

Twitterpated - To be overwhelmed with Twitter messages.

Twitterping - When your tweeps improve your ability to create a interactive concept.

Twitterrhea - Sending too many Twitter messages a.k.a being a Noisy Person.

Twitterstream - The Twitter timeline, but I prefer Tweetline.

Twittertude - Bad Twitter attitude.

Twitticisms - Witty tweets, like those of @rotjong.

Twittcrastination - Twittering as a form of procrastination.

Twit-spotting - Spotting of famous twitterazzi .

Twitsomnia - Twittering due to inability to sleep OR suffering from insomnia because you can't stop reading tweets.

Twitworking - Networking with Twitterers using Twitter, or using Twitterborrels to add more Twitterers to your list.

Twitversation - Dutch style of twittering, holding complete conversations on Twitter.

Twoogling- Instead of googling, asking on Twitter. Usually more effective. I sometimes moonlight by being a Twitter PA.

Twoop - Scoop first heard/posted on Twitter.

A twull day - When your day is so dull you have nothing to tweet about, but twitterlooing and you don't want to do that!

Twurker- Someone with a Twitter account that reads but doesn't write.

Twypo - Twitter type error, we all make them.